Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Jcol

1. Synonymous to "dirty pirate hooker". You're such a jcol, ugh. See dirty, pirate, hooker, alley, black..

J_j

1. A crying face, not very commonly used, despite its coolness. See ;_; and T_T Chick: I HATE YOU AND I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU Whip..

Sneepy

1. Tired to the point of rubbing one's eyes and curling up into a ball in a cat-like fashion. "The boss caught me being sneepy a..

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