Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

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1. utterly understated exclamation of discomfort and disinterest after being tagged in the face by an errantly thrown Frisbee. Any Tade can..

Inventorious

1. having ample inventory Jeff was feeling rather inventorious after purchasing an additional 200 million bonds. See ample, plethora, pau..

Gahan

1. the lead singer from depeche mode. a man who isn't afraid to wear makeup or to shake his ass on stage in front of thousand of fans...

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