Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Crunk In Your Junk

1. Though containing the word crunk, having crunk in your junk has little to do with being crazily drunk. "Crunk" is here utilize..

Fraunchy

1. Raunchy & bawdy, in a Moulin Rouge sort of way. After spotting a group of men bathing in the lake, Giselle, feeling a little fraunc..

Ham And Cheesed

1. To be overly inebriated or drunk. Might be used in place of the word hammered or smashed. I drank so much, I'm so ham and cheesed ..

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