Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Quif

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Ughulator

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56th Base

1. Where you go in a time machine and find the past version of you and fuck yourself whether you like it or not, either way, one of you wan..

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