Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Ikea

1. A large furniture store that sells everything in a million pieces. (open something that unexpectedly needs to be assembled)"Shit! ..

Cock Snucker

1. A cock snucker is a chick who sucks cock and refuses to admit to it. Whore: "I never suck cocks" *wipes the cum off her lip* ..

Gooza

1. New Orleans nickname for a blunt! Let's go smoke a Gooza! See blunt, philly, purp, ganja, dope..

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