Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Hot As Nuts

1. To be extremely hot, sexy. "You mean your hot as nuts uncle Charlie?"..

Queef-biscuit

1. (n): A mysterious semi-solid object that is expulsed during a queef. Tony almost lost his lunch when Angelina shot him a queef biscuit ..

Quiet Riot

1. Quiet Riot was a hair metal band in the 80's. No one has heard of any of their songs except the mega hit Cum On Feel The Noize. Big..

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