Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

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3 Step Clap

1. Procedure follows in 3 steps: 1. Jam open palm hand in vagina. 2. Embed open palm hand in ass. 3. Clap her insides like wind up monke..

Rekku

1. a rare old japanese word meaning "panty thief" Rekku - a person who tends to steal panties, usually from high school girls lo..

The Heatwave

1. The act of getting a blowjob from a girl lifting up your sack and farting in her face. My friend Mark gave his girlfriend Kim THE HEATW..

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