Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

3lf

1. Three Legged Freak. A moron whose penis looks like a 3rd leg (A 3LF is neither country nor color related!) Mrs. X: Hey sis, that hom..

Jart

1. to come at something fast. To dart and to gyrate at the same time. jart is spelled with a "J" because if spelled with a "..

Inslide

1. The act of the penis entering the vagina. Origin: My boyfriend was so excited one day that he wrote he couldn't wait to be inslide..

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