Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Vagotage

1. (sabotage + vagina)when a female ruins plans. -Did you meet up with Dave last night? ---No, Sarah vagotaged the evening with her emoti..

Jprom

1. any formal dance only open to the junior class; junior prom. Hey, have you bought your jprom tickets yet? See formal, dance, prom..

Metro Max

1. a boy who thinks he is cool and who walks around telling people he is metro and dissing fakes when he is fake himself guy: Hey look at ..

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