Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

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Menthols

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Traydar

1. Ability to identify transsexuals. Akin to gaydar. Joey went to a bar and ended up in bed with a tranny. He's not into cock, he j..

W.h.a.l.e.

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