Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Kung-fu Nut

1. 1. To crucially ejaculate. Preferably, more than three feet onto someone. 1. I just kung-fu nutted on that ho's face. 2. Damn, he..

Noobisselfdenialis

1. A noob that dosen't think hes a noob. lvl 54:Your a noob. lvl 2: No I'm not. lvl 54: Dude u are a nood ur lvl 2. lvl 2: I ..

Gibberwhore

1. some dumb whoregibbering bitch who don't know jack shit! That gibberwhore needs to shut the hell up befo i bust a cap in that ass!..

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