Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Crack-a-latic

1. to heavily seasure on the floor in the act of listening to somthing horrible mainly songs That song was so crack-a-latic i almost start..

Nutty Buddy

1. When you rub peanut butter all over your balls and have a dog lick it off. Hey did you see Rich and his dog Buddy on Letterman last nig..

Fungai

1. Attractive black male I met this fungai at clifton college See Abraham 2. Biggest loser at clifton college Look at Fungai, hes such..

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