Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Fenora

1. female equivalent of the male grundle Cindy said, "I have a strange sensation in my fenora."..

Marlydis

1. self center scene fucking idiot. Don't be a Marlydis. Moises: too late. See marlydis, scene, dumb, whore, moises..

Fattern'

1. Slang contraction for "fatter than." "Dat bitch was fattern' fuck!" See fat, big, hefty, beanbag..

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