Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Dnasty

1. disgusting and nasty. Adj meaning awful, rank, nasty, very disgusting, gruesome. That dried up dog shit is dnasty. Hey dont touch m..

Frontin' The Bunny

1. The act of forehead fucking A rabbit, doing what rabbits are best at, grew bored of giving it to his partner from behind, so he moved a..

Zomfgg

1. its a biggggg exaggeration of zomg, omg, omfg and omfgg which simply stands for "ZOH MI FREAKING GAY GOD" followed by a ..

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