Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Vision Statement

1. A string of platitudes serving as a bureaucratically acceptable substitute for a direction for effort. The vision statement, "chil..

Cut Something

1. have sex or fuck or to holla at a fine gurl "Hey gul let me cut something 2. An expression of telling someone to go cut their wr..

Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss

1. I've got somethin, and it goes thumpin like this: All you need is my uhn tiss uhn tiss uhn tiss. Its a song by Bloodhound Gang.....

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