Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban

1. The third and best book in the famous Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling. We meet Sirius Black (sex goddess! Fuck yea, best character ..

Lumpy Tits

1. Having a lump in your chesticles. "Mrs Mitchell, the tests confirmed my diagnosis, you have lumpy tits." See chesticles, tit..

Youtube-it

1. A word used to tell someone to look at a certain video. "Monkeys Dancing, youtube-it." See youtube, youtubeit, youtuber..

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