Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Maple Creek

1. 1. Located at 49.55N latitude and 109.29W longitude in a meteor crater from the crustaceous era or earlier, estimated at 75 million year..

Smexx

1. An alternative (or geek-speek) way of saying the word "sex". Can describe the act of copulation or other sexual activities dep..

Drocket

1. 1. Drocket - To drill/rocket it Usage: I'm going to drocket you in the johnson. See rocket, drill, drocket, drilling..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Shampoo A Moose Edit Meaning