Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Grom Patrol

1. When surfing, all of the older men leave the water so that the only people out surfing are the kids (18 and below), known as "Grom ..

Kclark

1. The act of pretending to know big words... hey yo he kclarked that shit B!!..

Ass Floss

1. a gurls thong or g-string that chic looks damn fine when shes only wearing ass floss!..

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