Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

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Pure Ass

1. a distinct odor that smells like 100% ass. hillary smells like pure ass. See bad, smell, ass, pure, stench 1. a distinct odor that s..

Mandemaker

1. Originating in coastal Australia, a "Mandemaker" is a bitch, ugly, boney whore who goes behind peoples back's, bitches, s..

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