Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?


1.

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy


79

Random Words:

1. A slur of the words wet and hot damn she is w'ot See wet, hot, sexy, soaking, fit, Rapechel..
1. The act of drinking someone else's beverage without letting your mouth come into contact with the can, I.E. holding the can above y..
1. Named after Italian porn actor Remigio Zampa, a zampa is the act of pinching a girls nose while she's giving you head. While doing ..