Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Orgasmia

1. n. relating to and/or resulting in orgasm The new (insert never-heard-of-dick-in-ass pretentious indie band) album is pure orgasmia. S..

Puneckle

1. Its a punani with freckles. Most fire crotches have one! Lindsey Lohan "Ugh. Look at the freckled bitch. She look like she have ..

W0die

1. Homie, friend, cuz, Wud up wodie? 2. when fellow inmates wanna know your cell block # so they can get a date to prison movie nights. ..

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