Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Zaww

1. Zaww, is in Aww, or aw. It means it has affection, other then saying awwwwwwwwwwwwww! Person 1: (posts a picture of a kitten) Person 2..

Igb

1. an acronym that stands for "i guess bitch" Girl: "Hey do you want to hang out sometime soon?" You: "igb"..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Shampoo A Moose Edit Meaning