Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

External Peristalsis

1. that act of moving the chips in the bag without actually touching them Oh that guy is eating his chips using external peristalsis See ..

Uberschnorren

1. 1. to snore beyond the loudest snore; so loud that others cannot sleep, think or otherwise function in the same or surrounding rooms 2...

Pustache

1. A mustache that is saturated with vaginal secretions. It is often left in the mustache for several days so one may inhale the fragrance..

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