Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Ooober Goober

1. Some one who is incredibally annoying or very stupid Zach Joran is such an Ooober Goober!..

Up To The Maker's Mark

1. To be at the apogee of the sexual act; to be fully inserted into one's partner. Said to be from the data plate found on the sides ..

Uko

1. A crazy person who might eat you while you are a sleep. Don't get too close to him...he is a uko See uko, ukko, uke..

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