Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Norwegian Circle Jerk

1. Wrapping a piece of leftsa around one's penis, then proceeding to jerk-off in a circle formation. Afterwards, add luetifisk and eat..

Mugted

1. Prefix of the Word mug. as in " thats colder than a mug" , bieng cool bieng hip bieng mad-niggerish As in, Ayy nigga that&a..

Jlig

1. JLIG - an acronym for "Just let it go" A recently coined phrase that has somewhat caught on, and is semi-frequently used in i..

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