Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Joshason

1. when 2 or more mechanics go "night hunting" with a survival .22 rifle for beer cans and get caught by the sheriff shooting the..

Z.j.

1. The act of sticking your penile organ between a woman's (preferably lubricated) buttcheeks, followed by her jumping up and down, un..

Furry Toothbrush

1. Occurs when a rude, dirty roommate proceeds to trim her bangs and sprinkle them on your precious toothbrush Jeezus, that dirt ball gave..

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