Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Quad Laser

1. The mooninites ultimate weapon. Ignignoc: Mooninites unite! Err: Lock in! Ignignoc: No one can defeat the quad-laser! Err: It is ove..

R.u.g.

1. Abbreviation for Random Ugly Girl(s) OR Really Ugly Girl(s). You don't need the periods.(pun?) Guy 1: Dude, we came to the mall to..

Ze Buttfack

1. Literally means "the buttfuck", or anal sex, sodomy, etc. Spoken in a French accent Vould yoo like ze buttfack, monsieur? 2..

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