Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

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Cellanoma

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Pollitt

1. a pollitt is a term used to describe a man who can HIT THAT SHIT without busting a nut untill the exact moment ya shorty does. to Polli..

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