Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Ungen

1. a shortened version of "Un-Genuine" or not genuine, a derogatory term in reference to many St. Mary's girls. Typically kn..

W.o.b

1. Acronym. Wank over bog. 'ahhhh, fetch us a kit-kat will ya Gavin, i'm starving' 'sorry pet, i'm off for a wob..

Onetwothree

1. A number sequence where all the numbers increase in value. I can count to abc Wow that's onetwothree dollars (: Onetwothree GO! ..

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