Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Bootalong

1. One's butt. Usually used in a comical sense. "Yea, Stephanie was really drunk and she fell on her bootalong". See butt,..

44rt

1. A recently new addition to 1337 speech. Used after something to add emphasis to what was just done/said. Most often used after 1337 to e..

Hegna

1. orginally from medford ma, another word for retard ( the hellen hegna center ) the kidds a hegna See retard, stupid, idiot, ass, don..

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