Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

W&n

1. White and Nerdy; such as used in the Weird Al's Cover of Ridin' Dirty. All of you people reading this entry are soo W&N. ..

Nut Spa

1. The act of the male human species lowering his scrotum into a beverage usually belonging to the opposite sex whilst the drinker of the b..

African Flapjacks

1. Saggy nigger titties. I wouldn't touch those african flapjacks with a ten foot pole...

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