Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

One Ball

1. a state of being in which you are so infatuated with a female that you are willing to depart with a testicle (ball) to be with her. dud..

Joto-sexual

1. A gay hispanic. Derived from homo-sexual. Joto means gay in spanish. Tu es joto-sexual and your going to die of aids...

Xolox

1. Unpopular gnutella program. Is barely adequate. What is xolox? See larstait..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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