Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Zip The Bag

1. when you hold in your pee when drunk to keep the buzz longer. "i have to pee but i want to stay buzzed so i'm going to zip th..

Oogla Googla

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Kerouac

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