Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

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1. When you release a load of cum on a persons chest and/or face and rub the cum all around the spot where you released with your dick, lik..

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