Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Lyqwid

1. Best skald on Mid/Lancelot. <insert anything here> was just killed by Lyqwid..

W.i.a.

1. Well Intentioned Asshole I think you're pretty smart But you act like such a jerk, I can't stand your fake rebellion misd..

Zizzee

1. pointless form of sex with/on a computer, by 'plugging yourself in' to the cpu output. see pluginbaby I'm just going for..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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