Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Jack-a-tron

1. A gay mans tool that he uses when he is to tired to jack-off that does it for him. You can get them at Spencers and Bj's...

Stigwashed

1. To be pretty much fuckadeered}. Dude, if you shit in my boots one more time I'm gonna stigwash your sorry ass...

Velibor

1. 1) A funny guy in school 2) A smart guy from school 3) Your best friend 4) A good artist 1) Your such a Velibor..

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