Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Umpajig

1. Someone you don't like. "Look, there goes the umpajig..." See Charlotte..

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Nutting In The Mouth

1. the act of ejaculation in another person's mouth "He totally nutted into my mouth without permission....ew!"..

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