Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Queerbo

1. a person who acts gayer than gay gayerson but, who isn't always gay. Jacque is the queerbo who stole my flowers. See Kevin 2. W..

Zipper Sex

1. Sex without any clothing come off. Me and Jane had sex last night but I didn't even get to see her naked! See Sarah..

Nufshling

1. a wild, excessivly fun Highlander sport involving: five bases, a head of cabbage, a wild goat, and a bat of Italian salami Wow! That ba..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Shampoo A Moose Edit Meaning