Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

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Yuckin

1. when you have your bitch slob the knob after u havent showered in a few days and dat cock is smelly guy1: dude i took a 3 mile jog then..

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