Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

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La Bayadere

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Bfa's

1. It is an abbreviation "big fat asses." A group of girls consisted of Samantha, Nicole, and Dianne. However, Nicole has the big..

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