Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Bundt Cake

1. Southern Califonia slang; Taking Mdma (esctasy) This term was coined in Long Beach, 2006 It is from the constant smacking, and licking..

Urban Dishionary

1. When upon breaking up with someone, the person who is dumped goes on dictionary and makes fun of, or "dishes", the dumper in a..

Crane Works

1. A woman whose knockers are so big that she has to have a crane to move them. That woman must work for Crane Works! See big tits, knock..

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