Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Nob Mustard

1. the big load of cum either shot in the ass, pussy, mouth or in the eyes I let out a groan as I filled her full of nob mustard See jizz..

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Jilljuice

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