Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Epopular

1. Being popular on the Internet. See also iPenis. You're as ePopular as that Star Wars kid!..

Purple Headed Custard Chucker

1. An erect penis during the process of ejaculation. The penis being at its most pressurised phase, is usually seen as a dark red or purple..

Crack Your Wig Back

1. A common response to someone who is acting a fool and simulatenously impeding on your spaceby constantly ridingand insulting you. Often ..

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