Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Volanté

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Dugald

1. a person who likes to hump carpets as a form of masturbation i was watching porn last night and did a dugald to relieve myself See jes..

Bad News Bear

1. The messenger of bad news. Worth noting: Please do not shoot the messenger. Rarely is s/he actually involved in the decision of whatev..

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