Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Quim Reaper

1. Is a name associated with a chap who gets more than his fair share of fanny rudder action. Christ, that fucking bloke is a fanny magnet..

Emo Coaster

1. 1. Experiencing shallow emotions that change quickly. 2. Becoming emo because it's hot and everyone else is doing it. Sal: Shawn..

Oogityboogityboo

1. A random word, usually used when hiding from someone to scare them as they walk by you. (Bob walks by Tom) Tom: OOGITYBOOGITYBOO!!!! ..

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