Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Ravff

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Zoom In Zoom In! Oh Dayuum

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Ridge Paste

1. Sweaty paste build up along the ridge of your helm "Come over here flick some of this foul smelling ridge paste from my tip See c..

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