Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

No Hetero

1. A phrase used, in jest, to cancel an inadvertently made, ambiguously heterosexual statement. Some guy: Her ass is mine. No hetero! See..

Vna

1. (Visalia Nickel Arcade)A place where they have DDR and you can see Noble, a bomb ass DDR player..... Im going to the VNA. See jalapeno..

Ufx

1. Short for Uncensored Effects (FX). Quite possibly the kickenist message board on the net. UFX kicks ass man, did you read the Blowjobs ..

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