Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Vasques

1. Usually a moron woman that marries a moron man with PHD in heating and cooling that have a son that can't talk until he's 7 ye..

Sitsulies

1. A woman's breasts God she's got some big sitsulies See tits, breasts, boobs, knockers, hooters..

Buttfucking Beatoff

1. a fag goddamn that pussy's a buttfucking beatoff...

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