Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Martlebee

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Twit Twir

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Ironicus

1. The Greek God of Irony. Ironicus laughed at us when Grandpa won the lottery days after he died. See irony, ironic, greek god, mytholog..

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