Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Zymurgic

1. adjective, from zymurgy OED "the art of fermentation" "Lo, the sweet drops of zymurgic labours" - John Keats (or it..

Have You Seen My Turkey?

1. v. To pull out your cock in public and wave it at people asking "have you seen my turkey?", gobble, gobble, gobble. Try pulli..

Video Game Elitist

1. Commentary: Video game elitists are impotent, socially retarded fucksticks who honestly believe, with sincerity, that being able to pus..

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