Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Zeet

1. (N) A girl who loves to flirt with as many guys as possible and hooks up with all of them, but never goes any further. Its like a a slut..

Kerasotes

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Bangin Justin

1. To bang Justin like never before. Jabongga him. Do it hard. I love Bangin Justin. See Justin 2. Well obviously "to bang" m..

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