Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Murna

1. one who is mur see defintion for mur stop being such a murna..

Old Buddy

1. A Friend you have not seen in a really long time. Hey what are you doing here old buddy of mine! See old mate 2. a person who you bu..

Kartya Kokkov

1. The Russian equivalent of Lorena Bobbitt. Ivor Biggun (also known as Robert "Doc" Cox) never had an affair with Kartya Kokkov..

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