Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Two-ball Compound

1. semen, nut butter, ball sauce "She was complaining of a sore throat, so I doctored her up with some two-ball compound." See ..

Teh Pickle

1. a green, lumpy, slimy and very hairy small dick. Joe: look at my Teh Pickle George! George: Holy shit! that thang is so lumpy slimy an..

Roi

1. Return on Investment What is the ROI for buying this product? See roi..

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