Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

[cocklocks]

1. The style of making dreadlockes out of your pubic hair. Sebastian got bored with his pubic hair one day and instead of shaving them he ..

Volcel

1. Voluntarily Celibate. A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire ..

Smounds

1. When speaking about food/ drink, it's a way to describe something that sounds/ smells good. Me: What sounds good for dinner? Daug..

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