Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Listeater

1. A person of ill-integrity that "cuts" in an established line (i.e. for ticket sales) by eating the waiting list. That listeat..

Zwanker

1. One who masterbates to the school portrait of a younger sibbling. Alex Wallace is a total zwanker! What a perv boy. See pervert, drink..

Pusseh

1. A womans genitalia,usually having fur. Can I eat chur pusseh? See melissa 2. A cat or woman's genitalia. Can be pronounced &apo..

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