Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

1812

1. chuck bass' suite number on gossip girl. *serena knocks on chucks door - 1812* serena: hi chuck. chuck: please, call me brother...

Haley Williams

1. Common misspelling of Hayley Williams of the band Paramore Random person commenting on a Paramore blog post- OMG Haley Williams i lo0o0..

Lot Drop

1. The fine art of abandoning customers visiting a car dealership. I.E. let me check on the folks I'll be right back. NEXT!!!!! Rob ..

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