Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Inutable

1. incredible, cute, and adorable "your very inutable sunshine" "I love u" See inutable, cute, incredible, adorable,..

Ze Mm

1. Named after a person who loves taking drugs for a living. he's definetly a ze mm, he's always taking drugs. See druggie, goo..

Gamgamy

1. extreme sexual fusion between two people, or: silly and random acts between a group of people, or: slang for "cool person" ..

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