Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Zesticle

1. A testicle of great flavour and zest! Usually bouncy or tropical, and exciting like lemons. I saw a guys zesticles and it gave me a buz..

Lm3o

1. Laughing my balls off. 3 is a pair of sideways balls; a sack; a sackful, if you will. "Man, every time Steve speaks I LM3O. LM3O!&..

Hot Topic Phobia

1. An innate fear of the clothing label Hot Topic, associated mainly with 6th-8th graders. Me - yeah so I went into Hot Topic the other da..

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