Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Cartoonin'

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Zinced

1. refering to the fact that sperm contains zinc, alternate term for jizz. "so did you get zinced last night by that ginger bro?"..

Keeza

1. alien slang meaning "check it out" Keeza! keeza! Check the mazorps on that one...

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