Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Homosexual Seduction

1. when a gay person goes up to a straight person and starts party boying them and the straight person totally isn't into it Dude #1:..

Bro Call

1. When you are with your "bros" in a public place, and you see an attractive female, instead of saying, "check out that hot..

Kass

1. A jackass. Derived from the last syllable "Maybe he has Tourette's. Or he's just a kass." See koff, 'koff, ja..

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