Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Zombiekeeper

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Amy Nelson

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Versevier

1. French for "Get your fucking mullet out of my face!" *Gets someones mullet caught in one's eyes* Response: Versevier!..

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