Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Manippleate

1. Verb - Female manipulation of males usually characterized by use of the breasts to obtain a desired result. breasttitmind-controlnipple ..

Lysha

1. 1. A female who loves penis in general. 2. A female who will do anything sexually with any penis. Speaker 1: I was at this party once ..

Zabbiness

1. adj. n. Used in a context to show a simple pleasure in something, usually associated with a slight shrug of the shoulders, an easy shaki..

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