Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

U4l

1. Unfortunate for life. Cassadee Pope and Pete Wentz are so u4l. See unfortunate, terrible, awful, horrific..

Intelegenic

1. Combining intelligent with telegenic (their defs follow) in·tel·li·gent + tel·e·gen·ic = intelegenic in·tel·li·gent ..

Nilla Slap

1. verb: the act of slapping someone with an opened nilla cakester. i'll nilla slap you b!@#$ George nilla slapped Jake See nilla, ..

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