Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Rekin

1. One lacking in common sense and/or basic intellectual capacity. Moron, idiot, fool, dummy, imbecile, retarded person. Commonly used to..

Quit Dripping

1. To tell someone to stop complaining as if they were on the rag (had their period). Yo, seriously bro, quit dripping. Splash! You'..

Zonkfest

1. 1. A form of white dancing in which the zonker shiggity shakes and jerks out of control to some rythm apparently audible only to themsel..

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