Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

User

1. user (n.) - a person who uses a friend or aquaintance solely for the purposes of gaining a type of advantage; whether it be: 1) whe..

Overimaginactive

1. A person in posession of an overactive imagination. Charlie is very funny, he's overimaginactive. See a crazy, arty..

Garkein

1. Someone of extreme nerdity. Strong body odour and plays runescape. What a twat, what a garkein! See gayboy, twat, nerd, geek, dork..

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