Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Take One Car

1. Intelligent Experimental/Indie rock band from Poughkeepsie, NY. Formed in 2007. Known for their energetic live performances,eerie riffs..

Energetic Moose Obsticles

1. A person who cuts themselves who you catapult into the woods to hope they get stepped on by a moose on CRACK COCAINE who FUKS UR COUCH. ..

Klaughn

1. Pronounced as klawn 1. n. pussy; quim; vagina; snatch; snapper; twat; cunt 2. n. girls; decent lay; any remotely attractive female cap..

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