Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

W.a.d

1. White ass dick Yo man this girl was going to suck my dick then I told her I had a W.A.D and then she slapped me and said hell no See w..

Hanging From The Chandeliers

1. Getting down on all fours while a man inserts his penis and testicles into your anus simultaneously. Cindy is a dirty, dirty slut who q..

Japipe

1. Another word for the urethra "Argh your finger went into my japipe" See japipe, urethra, cock, bellend..

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