Shampoo A Moose

What is Shampoo A Moose?

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

See blue balls, ugliness, nerdy, chastity, celibacy

Junked

1. An expression for being hit in the balls Hard! DAMN! That kid got junked See Mike 2. Partially or completely wrecked. Dude, Jess to..

Fasc

1. fetal alcohol syndrome cunt, someone who has had the misfortune of being born with fetal alcohol syndrome but has decided to take it out..

Awesomenessocity

1. The "awesome" equivalent of truthiness. Usually used to describe something you think is awesome, but it doesnt necessarily hav..

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