Shampooed

What is Shampooed?


1.

adj. Mentally cleansed, espeically of behaviours, attitudes, or even memories considered "undesirable" by one partner. To truly shampoo a partner requires a great deal of effort to achieve the required level of obedience, but results in a docile and obedient lover who cannot conceive of not wanting to obey and please.

GF1: "Damn, Margot really shampooed her toyboy!"

GF2: "He doesn't even recognize his old girlfriends anymore..."

GF1: "She took him from free-range boi to shampooed toy!"

See brainwashed, mindfucked, wild

2.

Definition for drunk.

"Hey you getting shampooed tonight?"

See drunk, pissed, smashed, yum-yum


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