Sham-pooing

What is Sham-pooing?

Sham-pooing, Verb: The act of lathering your scalp whilst taking a wild poo.

Also a reference to a homeless person (sham) who is dirty and never showers. The irony!

I took a massive sham-poo the other day it was breath taking, like having a water birth, including full dilation and crowning.

I can't believe I'd never tried sham-pooing before!

See shit, shower, shower shit, shampooing

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