What is Shampoozled?
1.
Owned, showed up, or beat at something. Kind of like pwn3d.
Dude that whole entire team that lost has been totally shampoozled.
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2.
the first day after you shampoo and your hair is fluffy, flyaway, and just plain terrible
you just got out of the shower and spend what you think is a good amount of time on your hair and your thinkin your lookin good and your friend says "damn girl, you've been shampoozled"-yikes!
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3.
when your shampoo overtakes you in the shower, causing what is known as the "stingy eye".
son of a three-legged bitch, i've been shampoozled!
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