What is Shampow?
1.
(v.) The act of brutally beating a hooker for personal enjoyment while mopping up her blood with the super absorbant, "Shamwow".
Typically your name has to be Vince Shlomi, however exceptions can be made for those who nearly kill the bitch.
SHAMPOW!! YOU KNOW THE GERMANS MAKE GOOD STUFF!! WATCH ME SOP UP BE BLOOD WITH NO MILDEW.
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2.
(v.)
A counterpunch against a malicious bite to any part of the body. Works best if bitting offender is a prostitute.
"Vincent thouroughly shampow'd a prostitute and earned a straight ticket to jail, where he will be shampow'd in an endeavor to escape the inmates' clutches."
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3.
verb - To brutally beat someone, like the shamwow guy did to his hooker.
Im gonna have to shampow his ass !!
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4.
Used in the same context as I'm gonna chris brown you!
Origin: similar to the chris brown story vince from the shamwow infomercials also was arrested on the same charge. This became known as a Shampow!
If any one messes wit me I'm gonna shampow their a**
*punch in the face* SHAMPOW
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5.
When you pay a prostitute to come to your hotel room and she bites your tongue. Your only option is to punch her in the face to make her let go.
My buddy Vince hooked up with a fine hooker at the nightclub the other day. When he brought her back to the room, she got nasty so he gave her a shamPOW!
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6.
To repeatitly punch a $1000 prostitute in the face who's biting your tongue and won't let go.
So how did you get her to let go?
SHAMPOW!!- she never saw it comin
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