Shamqblumpkin

What is Shamqblumpkin?


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It's a combination of four of the greatest feelings in the world getting head, taking a shit , getting your head shampooed, and last but, not least having a Q-tip gently swirled in your ear.

I got ShamQBlumpkinned in Thailand and now I have become quite the sexual deveant!

See blumpkin, shampoo, q-tip, head, shitting


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