Shamqblumpkin

What is Shamqblumpkin?


1.

It's a combination of four of the greatest feelings in the world getting head, taking a shit , getting your head shampooed, and last but, not least having a Q-tip gently swirled in your ear.

I got ShamQBlumpkinned in Thailand and now I have become quite the sexual deveant!

See blumpkin, shampoo, q-tip, head, shitting


68

Random Words:

1. a gangster is a toilet plugging turd man, i ate chili for lunch ,and spent half the evening taking a gangster See dump, crap, shit, dr..
1. 5 dollar bill in canada or a 5 peice (.5 grams of weed) Guy1-"yo I got a fins, I just have to go pick it up" Guy2- "Why..
1. The rare instance where a dick is as wide as a needle dick, and shorter than it is wide. His dick is so thin and so short that it is a ..