What is Shams?
1.
the inverted penis which results to look like a vagina after a sex change from male to female.
Gross! That "chick" has a shams!! Better be careful around "her"!
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2.
1. (n) An act of pulling out suddenly and unexpectedly (such as of a parking space, vagina, Iraq war) and then immediately vacating the premises, often in a manner that leads to feelings of later regret and embarrassment on the part of the shams-er and bewildered, unfulfilled disappointment on the part of the shams-ed.
2. (v) -ed, -ing; To change plans or directions quickly and erratically based on impulse and with little forethought.
1. Doug totally pulled a shams and backed out right into the side of that Mercedes.
2. Yeah but right then I remembered that Jessica was probably waiting for me at my apartment so I shamsed it out of there and booked it home half naked but I still just missed her.
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3.
1. the most commonly used way of saying you're in shambles (really drunk or stoned) - the short form of shambles
wow I drank so much last night I was actually in shams
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4.
a kid who really likes to have sex with teachers, especially if they are the head of the upper school.
That's gross, she's like 50 years older than you, you sick shams!!!
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5.
noun: a girl with exceptional talent in virtually everything she does; takes a dick to the mouth like a champ; ridiculously smart but even more ridiculously sexy; gives phenomenal performances in the bedroom; hips like cinderella; smells like spring flowers when she's having spring showers (down there); coolest fucking chick that you'll ever meet; likes it raw and dirty; falls under every category: cute, sexy, gorgeous, hot
man, that broad's no ordinary
broad , she's a shams.
dude, i'd do anything to
pretzel a shams.
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6.
Slang word for magic mushrooms
Lets go eat some shams and trip out over the carpet
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