What is Shamwave?
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noun - A traveling wave of notoriously contagious laziness, generally initiated by one or more lazy individuals who act as a catalyst for a chain reaction of sham.
Currently, a shamwave in the vacuum of space is the fastest object in the known universe.
Bert: "Man, I don't feel like working today."
Jared: "Yeah, Dan started a shamwave early this morning so we're all going for beer at lunch, you in?"
Bert: "Is a frog's ass watertight?"
Jared: "Umm....I don't know..."
Bert: "Yes, I am in."
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