Sham-wow!

What is Sham-wow!?

The first and last shammy you'll ever need. Trust me, This thing does miracles. Works in the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, and even your new boat.

Don't trust leading imitators!

-"Hey Jeff?"

-"Yeah Kwon"

-"Hand me that Sham-wow!"

-"Why?"

-"Me and the wife just had sex"

See wow, shamoo, sex, kwon, jeff, shammy

Old Man Bitner

1. a faggot who presses charges if u walk by his house; also gets jumped by fetters old man bitner is a pussy..

Geek-gasm

1. The shudder of pleasure (physical for some of us) of watching or even contemplating geek TV/movies/games/comics/etc. "Can you imag..

Darsha

1. a sickening bodily function "i have to call into work today because i have darsha like nobodys buidness!" See diarrhea, poop..

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