Sham-wow!

What is Sham-wow!?

The first and last shammy you'll ever need. Trust me, This thing does miracles. Works in the kitchen, bathroom, bedroom, and even your new boat.

Don't trust leading imitators!

-"Hey Jeff?"

-"Yeah Kwon"

-"Hand me that Sham-wow!"

-"Why?"

-"Me and the wife just had sex"

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You Don't Have Any Friends. You Were Adopted.

1. Two phrases frequently used to humiliate someone. You don't have any friends. You were adopted. OMG! Like he was adopted! WTF? Y..

W00t

1. An expression of joy and excitement. I just got an A on my test. w00t! 2. w00t was originally an acronym for "we owned other te..

Shitrep

1. A report about a shit, after someone goes number 2. Man I just made the biggest crap! Thanks for the shitrep asshole. See sitrep, shi..

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