Shamwow Edit Meaning

1.

a very good infomercial telling about a unique cloth that can hold up to 2o times its weight in liquid,made in germany (you know the germans always make good stuff), you will be saying wow everytime.

(also can be used as an exaggerating wow !!)

sonny:yo patrick

Joka:yea

sonny: you ever heard of shamwow, its made in germany you kno the germans always make good stuff

Joka: ya i herd of it, no more waistin 20 dollars a month on paper towels, your throwing your money away.

sonny: yup all i gotta say is SHAMWOW!!

Joka:yup beware of shamwow imitators

Joka: SHAMWOW!!!!!!

JOKA & Sonny: all we gotta say is SHAM...WOW!!

See cloth, unique, shammy, towel, sponge

2.

To repeatedly strike a prostitute until she stops biting your tongue.

As made famous by Vince Offer aka the shamwow guy.

"Prostitute Survival 101: Do not be afraid to shamwow the prostitute if she attempts to bite your tongue"

"I was with this crazy prostitute last night who tried to bite my tongue...fortunately i was able to shamwow her and get away"

"Wow, that hooker just got shamwowed!"

See shamwow, shamwow!, sham, wow

3.

The best invention since marijuana. (thank u god)

yeahhh i rolled my weed with a shamwow.

See awesome, cool, shamwow, shammy, joint, pot, mario, rag, paper

4.

1)That towel-absorbee you see every now and then on t.v. advertised by Vince Offer, a guy with a huge eyeball.

2)You use it dab up spills, then ring it dry, like magic.

3)The absorbee I put in front of my tub so I can jump out and roll myself dry, like magic

4)The last towel you'll ever buy, until it begins to stink

"It's a towel, it's a wipe, it's a mat, it's, it's...A ShamWow!"

"Now look into my eyeball and tell me you don't want one!"

See shamwow, towel

5.

When you pay for a psychotic prostitute who tries to bite your tongue off.

Johnny: I gave Sally a pearl necklace.

Sally: I proceeded to ShamWOW Johnny! That will show him.

See dirty sanchez, donkey punch, blumpkin, western grip, golden shower

6.

Verb, meaning to hit or strike someone. It's like roshambo, but with more feeling.

"You STFU! Don't make me come over there and shamwow your ass!"

See shamwow, beat, punch, hit, roshambo, nuts

7.

Pronunciation /'ʃām ,waʊw ɛd/

Verb, -wing, -wed

1. To trick, con, or hoaxsomeone into buying something that is not worth the price paid.

1. I'm going to shamwow that kid into buying this balloon with a hole in it for his lunch money.

2. I got shamwowed into buying a pair of fake Nike shoes.

3. Yes I am shamwowing people, but only to earn enough money for school tuition.

See con, trick, rip off, fraud, hoax