Sham-wowed

What is Sham-wowed?


1.

The act of close-fist jacking a prostiute after she bites your tongue while kissing her/him.

Darryl - "dude, I'm scared!

Leroy - "what's up?"

Darryl - "I Sham-wowed some hooker last night."

Leroy - "How?"

Darryl - "We were kissing and ahh...."

Leroy - "Wait! Why would you kiss a hooker?"

Darryl - "Your right...I'm a tool."

Leroy - "Laters!"

See shamwow, hooker, punch, sausage, prostitute, smagma

2.

The Act of slapping someone in the face with a handful of seamen. This is often done in retaliation by women who have been gizzed on witout warning by their partners.

Jen's handjob was so good I busted all over her tits. She got mad, whiped it up with her hand, and sham-wowed me right across the face.

See bust, cum, giz, tits, ramapo


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