What is Sham-wowed?
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The act of close-fist jacking a prostiute after she bites your tongue while kissing her/him.
Darryl - "dude, I'm scared!
Leroy - "what's up?"
Darryl - "I Sham-wowed some hooker last night."
Leroy - "How?"
Darryl - "We were kissing and ahh...."
Leroy - "Wait! Why would you kiss a hooker?"
Darryl - "Your right...I'm a tool."
Leroy - "Laters!"
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The Act of slapping someone in the face with a handful of seamen. This is often done in retaliation by women who have been gizzed on witout warning by their partners.
Jen's handjob was so good I busted all over her tits. She got mad, whiped it up with her hand, and sham-wowed me right across the face.
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