Shamwowed Edit Meaning

1.

(adj.) Heavily inebriated, to the extent where you will not remember much of anything in the morning.

I'm getting shamwowed tonight!

See drunk, blackout, hammered, drinking, alcohol, beer

2.

Whenever a man jacks off and splooshes, and then he's afraid that his pants will be all wet, but for some odd reason his boxers obsorbed all the liquid and it wasnt as wet as he thought it would be. Mostly relieving.

Oh shit, I'm gonna have to change pants.... o wait.... I shamwowed!!! Thank GOD!!!!!! =D

See sploosh, jacking off, ejaculating, pants

3.

A term ad writers use to describe a particularly poorly written client scribed advertisement.

The Furniture Villain really shamwowed that piece.

See blew, dropped the ball

4.

Getting your ass whipped by a hooker.

Vince Shlomi sure got shamwowed, what a nice mug shot!

See ass whipping, ass beating, ass kicking