What is Shamwowed?
1.
(adj.) Heavily inebriated, to the extent where you will not remember much of anything in the morning.
I'm getting shamwowed tonight!
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2.
Whenever a man jacks off and splooshes, and then he's afraid that his pants will be all wet, but for some odd reason his boxers obsorbed all the liquid and it wasnt as wet as he thought it would be. Mostly relieving.
Oh shit, I'm gonna have to change pants.... o wait.... I shamwowed!!! Thank GOD!!!!!! =D
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3.
A term ad writers use to describe a particularly poorly written client scribed advertisement.
The Furniture Villain really shamwowed that piece.
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4.
Getting your ass whipped by a hooker.
Vince Shlomi sure got shamwowed, what a nice mug shot!
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