Shamwow-worthy

What is Shamwow-worthy?


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When a woman is so hot and alluring that you are certain to need to mop up any after effects and remove any DNA evidence from your underwear or bedsheets.

"You know Karen, from Anchorage? In my book she's incredibly ShamWow-worthy, don't you think?"

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