What is Shandabear?
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A Shandabear (Dorkus Cuticulous) is a mammal usually calssified in the bear family, dorkus, and has origins in china. These once abundant bears ruled their world with absolute power, but for reasons still unknown, have now reached the brink of extinction. Only one is said to exist outside of captivity, and is currently residing in the bay area, california.
Shandabears are known for their cute antics, "tricks", and heart melting smiles. They are about 2 ft tall and weigh over 2 billion pounds. While short in stature, they make up for their lack in height in heart. They often wear High heels to boost their height, although it often doesn't do much. They are probably the sweetest creatures on the planet, and it is far to easy to fall in love with one.
However, shandabears are also extremely dangerous creatures, and have been known on several occasions to devour small children (see the Kindergarten Massacarre of 1996).
In short, shandabears are a rare one of a kind breed that one should feel lucky to even glance at one.
ex 1. Jesus Christ!!! That shandabear is coming right towards us!! Susan grab the kids!!!!
ex2. Justin owns the last shandabear in the world, he is the luckiest person alive.
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