What is Shaneel?
1.
A Person who:
1) is Secretly in love with Klienfeister
2) is a Pathological Liar
3) is an Ignorant Fuck
4) Can't put a good lie together
5) Talks shit about his only friends
6) Pretends to not have friends
7) is Facebook Stalker of random UCI Indian girls (beware females)
8) is Addicted to rape/animal porn
9) is Accepted to "Boston Pharmacy School" (no such school
10) Bought a BMW, dealer didn't give it to him
11) Lies and thinks nobody knows
12) Buys salvaged title cars
13) Wears fake Lacoste and makes fun of others for doing the same
14) Protein cup smells doo doo because he doesn't wash it
15) Has a 5.8 GPA *cough cough*
16) Who has fake houses
17) Makes up words that have no meaning
18) Cheats on tests and still manages to fails
19) Constantly sets low standards and fails to achieve them
"Hey are you Shaneel going out?" ..."What? Fuck no"
"Is that a LaCoste or a Shaneel LaCoste?"
"Dude I thought I was playing three girls at the same time, but I Shaneeled them"
"Dude my GPA is a 3.7" ..."You mean 2.7?" ..."damn, how'd you know? I couldn't Shaneel you"
"I got a LaCoste"..."Dude the aligator has 5 legs and no mouth"..."damn I couldn't Shaneel you"
"My Dad has eight cars"..."you mean 2 bicycles?"..."damn I couldn't Shaneel you"
"I shoot three's like Ray Allen"..."You mean like Shaq?"..."damn I almost Shaneeled you"
"From my room, I can see the entire Catalina Island and boats"..."You mean your blow up kiddy play pool with a toy boat?"..."damn I almost Shaneeled you"
"I bought a Kanye style peacoat"..."you mean a plastic pancho?"..."Damn I couldn't Shaneel you"
"I am playing three girls"..."you mean on street fighter?"..."damn I couldn't Shaneel you"
"Hey you wanna feel my pecs? they're strong"..."you mean your titty balloons?"..."damn I couldn't shaneel you"
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