Shanghai Baby

What is Shanghai Baby?


1.

A large fecal mass usually , but not exclusively shepherd's crook or total bowlringer shaped and a floater.

Mark had to go, and after a mighty grunt, was pleased to feel it all come out at once. Mark looked into the toilet bowl, and beheld his magnificent SHANGHAI BABY.

See turd, flop, log

2.

A human turd of any size / shape that has been left anywhere BUT a toilet.

The area near my building's dumpster is often used as a pit stop by the homeless. Dumping garbage late at night means I must lookout for the inevitable SHANGHAI BABY.

See lincoln log, present, dropping, gift


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