Shanghai Bludgeon

What is Shanghai Bludgeon?


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After having sexual intercourse with a girl while wearing a condom, you go into the bathroom as if to wash up, but instead you shit in the used condom so it becomes a tightly packed discipline tool. Then come charging out of the bathroom with your semen-fecal stuffed weapon, and beat the girl until the condom breaks, and the fluids run all over her face and into her mouth.

Elaine was so dirty, that after he did her, he shanghai bludgeoned her so hard that she still has shit in her wounds.

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