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a person who sells you on overpriced hardware with overpriced software, which none of your friends have any idea how to fix when it goes..
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adjective: indicative of the characteristics and/or properties of percruage
"This dogshit has certain percruative effects"..
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oooh romantic
Used in an awkward silence.
Not taken liturally...
"My dad just died"
*awkward silence*
"Oooh romanti..