Shanghai Steamer

What is Shanghai Steamer?


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Executing a Cleveland Steamer from a great distance above the intended victim. This will enable the log to hang and swing with the grace of a chandelier in a cheap horror movie, before plummeting to it’s death.

The Shanghai Steamer’s can be executed in a public handicap bathroom stall by standing on the side hand rails.

The Shanghai Steamer is great for turd diving Olympics.

The Shanghai Steamer is also used for implementing the upper decker.

After being fired, I ape hanged in the bathroom and gave my former employer a Shanghai Steamer to remember me by.


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