What is Shanghai Surprise?
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Going home with a casual sex buddy only to find that she/he is not the gender you had once believed.
Oh... Girl.. Ah.. No girl, let's leave the lights on.. "Surprise!"
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The act of making love to an asian woman from behind in the rectum, and as the woman turns around you realize she has a penis. 85% of the time a donkey punch will result.
Last time I was givin' it to Sook Yin Lee in the ass she spun around and gave me a shanghai surprise! I'm not going back to china.
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3.
To ejaculate on the back of someone while they are asleep or passed out.
I totally gave her the Shanghai Surprise last night after she passed out on the bed!
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4.
During Sexual intercourse from behind, the penis is withdrawn, the male spits on his partners back, and begins to vigourously masterbate, and when his partner turns around, he ejaculates in her face.
Lol, I gave my girlfriend the shanghai surprise!
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to shit in a friend or foe's toilet without flushing. Leaving it to be found by the next unlucky soul. Prefereably at the point once discovered, the poo will have deteriorated into a cloudy substance which upon departiculation after initial flushing will release maximum odor.
Dood, WTF is this shanghai surprise in the toilet?
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Come on. Everyone knows that a Shanghai Surprise is when you take a shit in someone's toilet and instead of flushing, you just put the cover down. When the next person lift the cover to use the toilet, there is a nice shit waiting for them.
When my roommate went on vacation, I left him a Shanghai Surprise in his bathroom.
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To spunk in someone's hair during the night. When they wake up, their hair will have the consistency of wonton noodles.
These wonton noodles taste funny.
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