Shanghai Surprize

What is Shanghai Surprize?

When a male is about to have intercourse with a female and she pulls out a penis out of her undies.

Jim: I want to have sex with you

Ling: Are you sure ?

Jim: Yes

Ling: Well I have a surprise for you!

Jim: what is it?

Ling: a shanghai surprize!!!!!!!!!!!

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