What is Shania?
1.
The most beautiful person anyone's ever seen. She is a true godess and is worshiped by all the men. It means to be gorgeous and flawlessly perfect in all ways.
"oh my goodness, have you seen shania, she's absalutly beautiful"
"i wish i were more shania"
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A shania is a unit of navel (belly button) exposure by young women in music videos. After country singer Shania Twain (1965-), who was counted as having 50 discrete (not discreet!) flashes in her video "Any Man of Mine." Based on this, each navel exposure is counted as one shania. Shania Twain, of course, achieved the lofty record of 50 shanias and this is regarded as a benchmark for excellent performance in this activity.
For several seasons of "I Dream of Jeannie," Barbara Eden managed to wear a two-piece harem costume while maintaining a shania of zero. Apparently, women did not have navels before 1975.
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3.
A gorgeous girl with dark black hair, usually
"Hey man have you seen the new girl?"
"Yeah, she's a total Shania."
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4.
an informal greeting whereby the names of those greeting one another are replaced by 'Shania'
Gary - "Hi Shania"
John - "Hey there Shania (Twain)"
5.
of the sasquatch species wo likes to mate with white ass africans. they can sometimes produce brown sperm when they get horny
shania delorme. (sheesha)
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6.
to be rendered speechless through amazement or shock
He told me he had been on the phone to Sally Ann Triplett, the girl from Bardo, the UK's Eurovision entry in 1982! I was so shania'd I had to have 3 vodka and apple's in quick succession!
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a collective noun used to designate a group of objects when no collective already exists, or else when the collective noun has been momentarily forgotten by the utterer
* a shania of garden gnomes
* a shania of sheep
* a shania of folding chairs.
That's one huge shania of fake nails you've got there, Miss Thang!!
