Shaniepooz Edit Meaning

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shaniepooz (shay-nee-pooz)

verb. A rare occurence when one sneezes with such force that is causes them to defacate. The noise it creates is kinda the noise a dog whistle makes, only more like a tamborine being smashed in half while stepping on a midget.

The other day, the guy sitting next to me on the subway shaniepoozed all over me, and now I can't move my legs. But that wont stop me from fuffiling my dream of becoming a racecar driver! Oh, shit! I forgot to turn the stove off before I left the house. I think i'm going to shaniepooz myself back over there! Viva la revolucion! *giggle*

See fart, poop, sneeze, shaniepooz, crackwhore