Shanked With A Spoon Edit Meaning

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it's a verb..to shank?

basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon

me: Holy shit, she's so mad! Dude, she's gonna fucking shank me with a spoon i swear to god...you gotta hide me!

kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225

(next day)

kachine: Where's lauren?

layne: she got shanked with a spoon

kachine: oh, fuck.

See shank, spoon, stab, violence, pointy