What is Shanty Claus?
1.
A poorly groomed male that is 
"Dude did you see the way that man looked!?"
"Ya man, pretty
ronchie !"
"I thought for a second it could be
Santa Claus , then I realized that would be too good to be true... it was Shanty Claus."
"Ha, I don't want no Shanty Claus' coming down my chimney antime soon!"
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Similar to Edward 40-hands but with two bottles of Scrumpys Cider.  The Scrumpys are taped to the hands and cannot be removed until both..