Shanty Claus

What is Shanty Claus?


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A poorly groomed male that is groskyand in desperate need of a shower. Not only is he poorly groomed but he has a nappy beard attached to his unhygentic face. He appears to be a dirty and mistreated Santa Claus, therefore recieving the name of a Shanty Claus

"Dude did you see the way that man looked!?"

"Ya man, pretty ronchie!"

"I thought for a second it could be Santa Claus, then I realized that would be too good to be true... it was Shanty Claus."

"Ha, I don't want no Shanty Claus' coming down my chimney antime soon!"

See grosky, dirty, beard, ronchie, shower, clean


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