What is Shanus?
1.
Function: Noun
Etymology: Portmanteau of
1. a: Judging the anus to be obscene b: the susceptibility to such feelings.
It came about as a result of the anus being photoshopped out of many images of female nudes across the internet, and the lasting psychological damage it caused on the women thus depicted.
The shanus
Suicide Girls models must feel right now must be palpable; how awful to be buttholed by both their own website and the FBI.
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2.
It is the condensed form of "Shotgun-Anus" where when two guys are planing on having sex with the same girl and while they are working out the logistics one calls "Shanus" thus securing their right to dibs on her anus.
Andrew: "Wow Kourtney is looking really hot tonight!"
Brian: "Yea man lets tap that"
Andrew: "SHANUS!!!"
Brian: "Darn, I wanted to do her in the butt first!"
Andrew: "Sorry man, maybe next time"
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3.
Shart originating from the inner anus. Fecal matter residing just on the outskirts of the rectum.
See "shart" on slangdefine also.
I need to go clean the shanus from my pants.
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4.
The act of being gay and touching ppl alot
Shane, ur acting shanus today
