What is Shaq?
1.
to be payed 28 million dollars a year for 20 points and 10 rebounds a game and only 40 double-doubles in a season, along with 47 percent free throw shooting and 18 points per game in the playoffs
shaq has a larger salary than the entire charlotte bobcats team
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2.
(n) large black man who throws it down nasty
Give SHAQ the ball in the paint and you cant lose
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3.
He is the man who can dunk over any man.
Cannnnnnnn yoooooooouuuuuu digggggg iiitttttt?
4.
1. Anything with an usual large amount of mass. 2. An overweight, cocky, and egoistic player in the
Person1: Hey look at that guy wearing a Shaq jersey
Person2: Yeah man, he's massive!
Kid: Dude, you better lose some serious weight or you might end up dead.
Chubby Kid: Nah, you wrong man, just look at how sexy Shaq is! I wanna grow up to be just like him!
Farmer: Betta find me a hog for dinner...oh wow, I really found meself a hog this time! It's massive, no... it's gigantic, nah...it's a Shaquille O'neal! Man, this hog's gonna last me for 40 months!
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5.
Short for Shaquille O'Neal; NBA player, movie star, terrible rapper, general faggot.
Wow, Shaq is 4-for-17 from the free throw line tonight.
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6.
an NBA player who came from LSU and is now playing for the Miami Heat. known for being the biggest, most overpaid and most cock-eyed dood in the world. also has a crappy line of shoes
Interviewer: how do you feel about the upcoming NBA season?
Shaq: i uhhhhhhhh......ummmmmmmm........
uhhhhhhhhhhh.......uummmmmmmmmmmmmm (mumbles)
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7.
1)noun; A "big boned person" who sweats profusely, even during little to no activity.
2)verb; To sweat uncontrollably during minimal activity
As in "to shaq it up"
1) John had to rest after combing his hair. He's a real Shaq.
2) I found myself lying in a pool of my own sweat watching the basketball game. I was really shaqing it up
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