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A stalker. My friend told me of a crime when a valet parker copied a woman's house keys and hid under her bed with duct tape,ropes ..
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The act of placing a the base of a Play-Doh Barbershop figure just inside someone's sphincter, then they defecate through the holes..
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When you give a chick a tracheotomy, then fuck her in her trach-hole.
bonus points if you blow your load and it comes out her nose. (ak..