Shaqueef

What is Shaqueef?

To shart (A shit-fart) out of a vagina. This may come in the form of drops, spray, or diarrhea.

Man, last night Gail and I were going to town in the bed, and she up and shaqueeved up in my grill.

Dammit mom, I thought it was my period, but in fact I had a shaqueef!

See quart, shart, queef, period, orgasm, squirt

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