Shaquille O'neal Edit Meaning

1.

A unit of measurement, generally 9 feet even though Shaq really isn't that tall but can be used from lengths as short as 6 feet.

Guy 1: Dude! WHAT'S UP?!

Guy 2: What? Dude, you're like 3 Shaquille O'Neals away from me.

See shaq, shaquille, foot, length, meter

2.

A 7 foot tall basketballer, named after Neil for being such an enormous giant.

Hey, look. Is that Shaquille O'Neal, or is it Neil?

You should know that's Neil, no one else is that big.

See neil, lanky, shaq, caravandal

3.

--Shaquille O'Neal's height used as a single unit of measurment to measure great distances.

Shaquille O'Neal's body parts can also be used as single unit of measurment for smaller lengths.

--Actual height of Shaquille O'Neal's body and body parts vary depending on the user. Although intended height was 9 feet and a Shaquille O'Neal finger is 6 inches.

--Can also be abbreviated as shaq, shaquile, O'neal, shaqwile(for all you nifty kids out there), or any combination of the addreviations.

Example 1-

Guy: HEY man!

Dude: Wait where are you?

Guy: I'm like 10 Shaquille O'Neals in front of you!

Example 2-

Math Teacher: Billy, how long is the diagonal of square number 5 on your work sheet?

Billy: Eh, I'd say its about one Shaq palm.

See shaquille o'neal, shaquille, shaq, neal, o, kobe, sex, jesus, lord, unit, o'neil, o'neal, length, space, distance, alligator

4.

creator of sissify-kissing and sissify-flirtation in which he emasculates a male into appearing as a female by hitting on them in the same manner as str8 men hit on women; sissify-flirt

On the July 27 2009 edition of Monday Night RAW, Shaquille O'Neal (famous NBA basketball player) sissify-flirted with Chris Jericho (famous WWE star) by referring to him as "Christina", before bending down towards him, and kissing him on the forehead as if Jericho were his grandmother and rubbing the top of his head. Jericho, though an amazing WWE talent, is a heel now known as "Christina" by the WWE universe due to the sissify-flirtation of Shaquille O'Neal.

See sissify-flirt, feminize, sissify, tranny, transvestite

5.

1)the most overpayed player in the NBA

2)the most over-rated player in the NbA

3)crazy ass 350lb black man.

4)fat-ass clown who always tries to be the "coolest" player in the all-star game, by shooting 3s, dunking off the backboard in a freethrow, skipping down the court, or by putting a camera inside his big ass sneaker.

Coach: Hey you! u better practice those freethrows or u will grow up to be shaquille o'neal!

kid: nooooooooooooooooo....*pratices his free throws for 7 weeks without eating, sleeping or goin to the bathroom*

See shaq, shaquille