Shard Edit Meaning

1.

The act of farting in your pants, and it seems to spray your underwear like a spraypaint can.

"Yo B., this dude just sharded his pants!"

2.

Slang name commonly used to describe a piece of crystal methamphetamine or meth.

Damn, those are some good shards

See addicted

3.

A little bit Shit and a little bit fart.

Oh man I though I had to fart but I think sharded instead. I need to go wipe after that one.

See wet fart, racing stripes, crap, deficate

4.

A portmanteau of the verbs "shit" and "fart," which describes the instance of accidentally shitting one's pants based on the assumption of farting prior to release.

A bit of technical information:

Despite one's intuition that the un-inflected form of the verb would be "shart," (borrowing the onset from "shit" and the rhyme of "fart") It's phonological realization, "shard," implies that the word entered the lexicon as "sharted."

Much in the same way the words "writer" and "rider" can not be distinguished from one another in speech with out a rich enough context (because they sound the same), "sharded" and "sharted" will also sound identical due to flapping. Hence, speakers of English chose "shard" as opposed to "shart" by means of back-formation. Selection of the phoneme /d/ over /t/ can likely be attributed to the feature {+voice} of the flapped consonant.

Aw man! I think I just sharded my pants!

See fart, shit, shart, sharded, sharted

5.

Etymology: Middle English, from Old English sceard; akin to Old English scieran to cut -- more at SHEAR

1 a : a piece or fragment of a brittle substance; broadly : a small piece or part b : SHELL, SCALE; especially : ELYTRON

2 usually sherd : fragments of pottery vessels found on sites and in refuse deposits where pottery-making peoples have lived

3 : highly angular curved glass fragments of tuffaceous sediments

There was nothing left of the earthenware vessels except for broken shards.

See Shawn

6.

A large crystal like rock, usually bigger than a piece of rice is known as a shard.

The glass diamond shards he place onto the scale weigh 3.5 grams.

7.

Homosexual term for crystal methamphetamies.

i smoke shards of speed.