What is Sharded?
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When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead
Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!
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2.
When one has eaten the wrong food, perhaps something rich and creamy, then tries to fart, but accidentaly shits himself a little bit too.
OMG I can't believe James sharded in Filth; he thought he could get away with a discreet fart, but instead he crapped his pants.
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3.
any form of crapping anything in peices usually with explosive diahrehia
"Wow!!!, i just sharded a pineapple!" "I think my sfincter broke!!"
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4.
Having blown out your internal organs during a fart.
OMG!, Trenor just sharded!!
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Random Words:
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a sexual act where a guy puts a condom on and lubricates it with tabbasco sauce then has intercourse with a girl
i gave this slut a hot..
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stupidest fuckin job in the world
you push carts clean up shit and bag groceries
"clean up on aisle 5 for a courtesty-clerk"..
