Sharded

What is Sharded?


1.

When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead

Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!

See Tyler Durden

2.

When one has eaten the wrong food, perhaps something rich and creamy, then tries to fart, but accidentaly shits himself a little bit too.

OMG I can't believe James sharded in Filth; he thought he could get away with a discreet fart, but instead he crapped his pants.

See shard, crap, fart, james, filth

3.

any form of crapping anything in peices usually with explosive diahrehia

"Wow!!!, i just sharded a pineapple!" "I think my sfincter broke!!"

See funny, body, sharding, crapping, pineapple

4.

Having blown out your internal organs during a fart.

OMG!, Trenor just sharded!!

See sharded, cool, corn, amazing, lotion


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