Sharflap

What is Sharflap?

The passage of wind from both holes, occuring only in the female sex. Also involves the panic of accidental soiling.

I have to go to the bathroom, I just sharflapped myself!!!

See shart, flap, wind, vagina, fart

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Zerch

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Voltaire's Mechanized Army

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