Shark

What is Shark?


1.

this is a move when you have your girl get on her knees doggystyle and you stand across the room naked. then you put your hands together above your head and mimic a shark, all the while your humming the JAWS theme song. you make your way across the room and when you get near her you hump her as hard as you can sending her head crashing into the wall.

Q: How did you get that bump on your head?

A: The boyfriend did the shark last night.

2.

often used in pool or billiards to describe a hustler or very talented player.

There are pool sharks in many Paul Newman movies.

See Jonathan

3.

VERB {male}: To inadvertently or purposefully poke a partner in the side/butt/etc. with an erect penis while sleeping next to them.

No, no, no! YOU be the little spoon tonight, dear. If you shark me awake again, I'll smack you square in the fin, savvy?

See wood, bed, spooning, poke, erection

4.

And I always though that a Shark was a carnivorous, cartilagenous, generally torpedo-like fish.

*Jaws theme* dan dum, dan dum, dandumdandumdandumtututuuuudandumdandumdandum...*

5.

A person, usually male, who is preoccupied with getting laid at whatever party he's at.

Jeremy's been flirting with like twenty girls tonight. What a shark! Too bad he's striking out.

6.

SHARK> You might look at but would never swim with ;)

An attractive female under the legal age or consent in the UK.

Mike; Titch, on your left!

Titch; shark?

Mike; shit..she is fit tho :o

See jail, bait, honey, hottie, jail bait, jailbait

7.

getting a rim job from a girl with braces

Dog!!! after 8th grade graduation i got some serious shark!!!

See rim, job, gary, 8th graders, braces


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