Shark Attack Edit Meaning

1.

Engaging in sexual intercourse in a body of water (such as a pool) while a woman is on her period.

dateline: los angeles, thousands of pools run red with uterine blood as people all over the city practice the deviant sexual practice known as the "shark attack"

See sex, period, red, blood, water

2.

Right before you have sex have the girl lay down on the bed, preferably naked, then u crab walk from the edge of the bed up to her with ur boner in the air like a sharks dorsal fin...sound effects are not necessary but always appreciated

Ben: When have you ever done a shark attack?

Sock: Uh let me think, every time ive had sex ever

See boner, shark, sex, sound effects, crab walk, sock

3.

A shark attack is between a man and a woman, when they are watching a movie or some sort of other entertainment. during this entertainment the two shark specimens engage in some sort of sexual activity, the male shark attacks the female shark thus making the female shark moan.hence, resulting in a successful shark attack.

girl shark: OOOHHHHH!;D

girlfriend: deengg baby, that was an amazing shark attack last night, lets have another real soon!=]

boyfriend: ah yesss, anytime:]

See shark, attack, vagina, sexual

4.

eating pussy while the girl is on her period

I think Brad it a cannibal, I just started my period, but he gave me the best shark attack ever!

See bloody mary

5.

The process by which a menstruating female neglects to flush a used tampon, leaving it to steep in stagnant toilet water, thus creating a violent swirl of blood upon the next flushing. The succeeding flushing is typically performed by a frustrated male counterpart.

After one too many shark attacks, the husband filed for divorce.

See bloody, tampon, toilet, period, menstration

6.

A Sexual prank where you pool the front of a woman's strapless dress or shirt down, exposing her breasts in the process in front of people. Also known as getting "Sharked".

"Wow, that was an amazing Shark Attack, right as she was accepting the award Alex Sharked her."

See prank, boobs, joke, funny, shark, attack

7.

Man and woman having sex. The woman sits in a folding chair while the man pumps from in front of her. Right before the man finishes he lifts the front of the fold chair up knocking the woman on her back with the folding chair collapsing on her ass like a shark bite!

Man: She thought we were cool but I was still pissed off, so last night I gave her a shark attack and shot it on her chin!

See chair, pain, missionary, shark, headache