What is Shark Bite?
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When you are going down on a woman and discover she is on the rag and has a tampon string hanging out (see "ripcord"). Determined to eat her out, you take the string in your mouth and bite down, ripping it out with your teeth. After thrashing it back and forth a bit, you fling it over one shoulder with your mouth. In order to properly complete the shark bite, you must proceed with performing oral sex on the woman.
I discovered she was on the rag, but wanted to eat her out anyway. My only choice was to give her a shark bite. Boy, was she surprised.
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An unfortunate event of varying importance that breaks an individuals good spirit.
"$7 rum and cokes??? ouch... shark bite."
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UK drinking term-
Basically a
I had 4 pints of shark bite last night and I can't feel my body at all.
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When your and some other people are riding your skate boards and one of them accidently gets too close behind you and hits you with their board.
Usually knocking you off balance, causing you to wipe out.
Rob: Dude I was riding with kevin the other day looking for a sweet spot and I totally got a shark bite from him.
Ryan:What happened dude?
Rob: I wiped out, i left some skin o nthe road.
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When an individual (typically a guy) stealthily creeps up on a girl and bites her on the ass, making her jump in astonishment/pain. A ring of teeth marks signifies a good shark bite.
The shark bite was perfected by a rugby team in Flagstaff, AZ (the Landsharks), where numerous tickets/jail time have been delivered for such actions.
The Landsharks' fullback holds the record for the most shark bites given in one day -- 71.
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A shark bite is when you creep up on a sleeping un-suspecting victem. You then proced to put your ass checks AROUND his nose, so you pull your checks appart and then let them go back to the way they were with the victems nose inside (this is the shark bite part). To complete the shark bite you must let go a fart. The smell will go directly into the victems nose, and possibly into his mouth. He will be permanently scared for life.
Shark Biter: Dude i shark bite this kid so hard last night !
Victem: Dude i got shark bite soo hard last night i can still taste it...i even think the smell got stuck behind my eyeballs. It was terrible !
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When you take a girl with braces, put her stomach down and naked on the bed and tie her hands behind her back. You then proceed to have her perform oral sex on you. While she is doing this, you smack her on the ass with a paddle. Her hands move like the dorsal fin, her legs move like the tail fin, and she bites down on your penis (hence the bite). The "shark" part of the bite comes from the James Bond movie where the character named "Jaws" wore braces.
Damn my dick hurts!!! I met this cutie in Mexico during spring break. I had to ask her for her ID because she had braces. I got a great shark bite that night!!!!
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