Shark Butt

What is Shark Butt?

When you draw teeth on your boyfriends butt crack, and proceed to make shark noises while you spread and close the butt cheeks together.

Girlfriend: Hunny, Can I give you shark Butt tonight?

Boyfriend: OK,I guess.. But only with the blue sharpie...

Girlfriend *draws teeth on butt crack*

Boyfriend: Is my butt hairy??

Girlfriend: Your butt? You mean daddy shark?? *RRRARR I'm a big mean shark...* (spreads and closes butt cheaks)

Boyfriend: giggles

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