Shark Butt

What is Shark Butt?


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When you draw teeth on your boyfriends butt crack, and proceed to make shark noises while you spread and close the butt cheeks together.

Girlfriend: Hunny, Can I give you shark Butt tonight?

Boyfriend: OK,I guess.. But only with the blue sharpie...

Girlfriend *draws teeth on butt crack*

Boyfriend: Is my butt hairy??

Girlfriend: Your butt? You mean daddy shark?? *RRRARR I'm a big mean shark...* (spreads and closes butt cheaks)

Boyfriend: giggles

See shark butt, sharking, butt love, crazy


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