What is Shark Jacking?
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Masturbating a male shark.
As seen on Dog Bites Man on Comedy Central.
Shark jacking is the most common injury of spring breakers in florida. They swim out to a shark infested area with meat tied around their ankles and when sharks attack, they roll the sharks on their backs and masturbate the shark.
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