What is Sharked?
1.
-v. (past tense)
To get your underwear pulled down in public by a stranger.
Ex 1. That guy just sharked the girl at the drink machine.
Ex 2. Don't go to Japan. My mom got sharked 3 times while she was over there.
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2.
To have something stolen or taken from you.
1. She just sharked my beer.
2. He sharked my girl!
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3.
An adjective usually in reference to an altered state of mind. This can involve intoxication (and usually does), being high, extremely tired, in awe, or just being out of it.
When used as a verb it is almost always referring to being sharked, that is, on the recieving end of the
"Lets go get sharked and drive around"
"Mmm...bad idea"
"If you're planning on being a passenger"
"Shit, that guy over there just sharked me"
"So?"
"We were sharking for pinks"
"Oh man, I just beer bonged a 24 pack, I am sharked"
"You know that kid who stole your kron?"
"Yeah!"
"He left his car outside, so we totally sharked it"
"Is it completely sharked?"
"It better be"
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4.
To be checked on and/or watched by office personnel. Activity is most common to events in which people may be having too much fun or are getting loud enough for it to be obvious that work activities are not being performed.
To be caught participating in a non-productive activity.
John's doing another lap around the cubicles; we are totally being sharked.
or -
Seeing any more than three people in a cubicle at any given time caused the office manager to shark the building.
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5.
The act of biting somebody's cheeks.
Ah! he just sharked me. My cheeks are sore
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6.
To distract. To intentionally or unintentionally mess someone up from doing something.
"I would have hit the ball perfectly, but I she sharked me when she called me ugly."
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7.
An adjective usually in reference to an altered state of mind. This can involve intoxication (and usually does), being high, extremely tired, in awe, or just being out of it.
When used as a verb it is almost always referring to being sharked, that is, on the recieving end of the
"Lets go get sharked and drive around"
"Mmm...bad idea"
"If you're planning on being a passenger"
"Shit, that guy over there just sharked me"
"So?"
"We were sharking for pinks"
"Oh man, I just beer bonged a 24 pack, I am sharked"
"You know that kid who stole your kron?"
"Yeah!"
"He left his car outside, so we totally sharked it"
"Is it completely sharked?"
"It better be"
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