What is Sharon, Ma?
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A small town, which epitomizes white, suburbia, located forty five minutes from Boston. The main attraction is a Starbucks, situated in the poorest excuse for a 'center of town' ever, and a crappy, disease-infested pond that Sharonites like to call a lake. Sharon is extremely homogenous, and the average Sharonite is upper middle class, white, spoiled, and preppy. The only sports in which Sharon excels, predictably, are tennis and golf.
The youth of Sharon is extremely corrupt due to too much leisure time and too much money. There was an epidemic of gonorrhea in the middle school after the sketchy theatre was used as a hot spot for the 'pleasure club'. Underage drinking and marijuana use is extremely prevalent but is generally well hidden, or at least kept secret, to protect Sharon High School's reputation.
Overall, the school system is more challenging than most elite colleges, and even though the kids are self-entitled, the general student body is friendly, well raised, and intelligent. It is a great place to raise kids since the violent crime rate nonexistent; however, most kids will most likely try marijuana at least once. At least, when they walk outside to smoke pot in the middle of the night, the worst that could happen to them will probably involve a woodland creature.
"Sharon, MA is boring as all hell, but I have enough liquor and marijuana, which my parent's money bought, to get me through the night."
"I love Sharon, MA, but I'm not coming back after college."
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Who ever wrote that shit is wicked gay.
sharon, ma is nothing like that
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Sharon, MA is a small town basically in the middle of no-where, full of white preppy jews who have no life except to smoke pot. No one who lives in Sharon has ever heard of it until they actually moved there.
The most popular place to hang out is the so called "center of town" in which there are only 3 places with edible items. Sharon consists of tiny schools with underaged drug-dealing and drinking, and a samll infested lake that stupid sharonites swim in.
Most of the people in Sharon look the same. The females usually have oversized noses, and flat chests, and they wear bras, which is basically a waste since they have nothing that needs to be supported anyway. Almost all of the females are Chearleaders, and half of them have slept with the so-called "football team."
As for the males in Sharon, MA, they all have girlfriends, that they cheat on whenever they go out for the weekend with their buddies to get high. Half of them have gotten STD's but ofcourse no one mentions any of this to keep the town's reputation safe.
The ones who we call "sharonites" are the kind that have lived there all their lives, as have their parents and grandparents before them. The people in the town are so tightly woven that it is almost impossible for the outside world to find out about all the drugs and drinking that Sharon's lovely jews are involved with. Most of the Sharonites of today, are completely unaware of what goes on in the real world, and are all frightened and piss in their pants when they see blacks or hispanics.
Sharonites always have each others backs, as long you are white, jewish, flat-chested, or small-penised. If you are black, or Hispanic in any way, you are discriminated against, and ignored by the potenital white man. But do not take this personally, because it means they are afraid.
Sharon has many cliques, such as the Jocks, which are the pussies who play on the pathetic football, basketball, or baseball team. There are the preps, which are basically all the little white bitches who are on the chearleading team, and who have slept with the jocks. Then, there is the ghetto-but-not-so-ghetto clique, which are the people who moved to Sharon, MA from Boston, but who are eventually taken over by the strong influence of the White Jewish Sharonites. There are also the METCO kids, who no one in Sharon really likes because they have the oppurtunity to return to the real world, and they are harder to convert to the dark side.
In Sharon, MA. even the adult mothers of the town are or have been sluts. So when a young Sharonite girl loses her virginity, instead of being punished, she is congratulated for carrying on the family name of "we the hoes." As for the boys, if they get a girl pregnant, instead of being punished, their fathers shove a big wad of money in their hands and say "good one son. he's a million bucks for u and ur kid ;-)"
The elders of the town start to educate their young in sexual education when they hit the end of the 5th grade, so that they are ready to lose their virginty by the end of 6th, which is also when they usually first encounter drugs and alchohol. The teachers in Sharon try to make it sound like they are advising your children against these types of influences, but instead, they are encouraging to the point that they provide you with condoms in ur freshman year of highschool.
In a nutshell, don't move to Sharon, it SUCKS.
Child "mommy, can i have sex?"
Mother "no darling, dont you go Sharon, MA. on me now :-)"
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