What is Sharpened Pencil?
1.
Noun,
when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.
After watching the footall game, Jim became very bored with his life so he decided to "sharpen" his "pencil" Thus ending in a sharpened pencil.
See
2.
circumcised penis
when i was young, I had my pencil sharpened.
Random Words:
1.
Defined by Michael Bentine in the 1960s as a crop that is grown and, while young, is covered with a special cover to protect it from the..
1.
Usually refers to God(or Jesus) without actually naming Him. (The Man upstairs.)
In general, alludes to the boss, the man in charge, up..
