Sharpened Pencil

What is Sharpened Pencil?


1.

Noun,

when a man gets bored one day that he decided to sharpen his penis for erotic pleasures, but the man does not realize that this could end in infection and sometimes fatality. Of course the man doing this must have a really small penis... and brain.

After watching the footall game, Jim became very bored with his life so he decided to "sharpen" his "pencil" Thus ending in a sharpened pencil.

See sex, midgets, golf, lesbians, ipod

2.

circumcised penis

when i was young, I had my pencil sharpened.


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