What is Shart Attack?
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that sudden bolt of fear and regret when you realize your fart was actually a wet shit, aka a
the attackee often slides his/her hand into her shorts for confirmation.
"Last night you totally could have made out with that chick. Why'd you bail?"
"Dude, I was gonna float an air bisquit.... but I swear I felt some fluid in there. I had a shart attack and had to pull the ripcord before I fully shit my pants."
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Laxofinterwebs.
The lack of internet connection. Or lagging.
"I lagg for laxo Dx"
"wtf is that?"
"Laxo Fint..
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A immigrant or (beaner) who just crossed the border and got shot on the stomach causing "jelly" to come out jelly as in intest..
