What is Shart Attack?
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that sudden bolt of fear and regret when you realize your fart was actually a wet shit, aka a
the attackee often slides his/her hand into her shorts for confirmation.
"Last night you totally could have made out with that chick. Why'd you bail?"
"Dude, I was gonna float an air bisquit.... but I swear I felt some fluid in there. I had a shart attack and had to pull the ripcord before I fully shit my pants."
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A person who broke into Tourettes Guy's truck in his famous "Bob Saget" episode.
*talking to the police*
Tourettes Guy:..
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Japanese Job, also known as, a JJ or J-squared, is the art of oraly stimulating the beginning of fecal matter, as it is still warm and a..
