What is Shart Attack?
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that sudden bolt of fear and regret when you realize your fart was actually a wet shit, aka a
the attackee often slides his/her hand into her shorts for confirmation.
"Last night you totally could have made out with that chick. Why'd you bail?"
"Dude, I was gonna float an air bisquit.... but I swear I felt some fluid in there. I had a shart attack and had to pull the ripcord before I fully shit my pants."
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Noun.
A sleep schedule characterized by a series of short, intermittent naps. (as opposed to one long 8 hour sleep). Usually if one is..
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To do or say absolutely nothing at all; to pretend nothing is happening and become less aware of other's actions.
-Jimmy- Hey what..
