What is Shart Attack?
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that sudden bolt of fear and regret when you realize your fart was actually a wet shit, aka a
the attackee often slides his/her hand into her shorts for confirmation.
"Last night you totally could have made out with that chick. Why'd you bail?"
"Dude, I was gonna float an air bisquit.... but I swear I felt some fluid in there. I had a shart attack and had to pull the ripcord before I fully shit my pants."
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One who has sex with dead animals while they are on fire, Probably one of the best insults ever b/c your opponent will have no idea wtf ..
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(Noun) The realm of the obvious.
Adj:obviouspherical.
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