What is Shart Attack?
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that sudden bolt of fear and regret when you realize your fart was actually a wet shit, aka a
the attackee often slides his/her hand into her shorts for confirmation.
"Last night you totally could have made out with that chick. Why'd you bail?"
"Dude, I was gonna float an air bisquit.... but I swear I felt some fluid in there. I had a shart attack and had to pull the ripcord before I fully shit my pants."
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Adj., implying that something is Crazy and/or Wacky.
A more exaggerated and less formal way of implying something is odd.
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1.) n. Breasts whose appearance suggest that they are made of office supplies, i.e. pieces of crumpled paper thumbtacked to one's ..
