Shart Attack

What is Shart Attack?

1.

that sudden bolt of fear and regret when you realize your fart was actually a wet shit, aka a shart.

the attackee often slides his/her hand into her shorts for confirmation.

"Last night you totally could have made out with that chick. Why'd you bail?"

"Dude, I was gonna float an air bisquit.... but I swear I felt some fluid in there. I had a shart attack and had to pull the ripcord before I fully shit my pants."

See shart, shat, shit, shitted, crap
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