What is Shart Attack?
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that sudden bolt of fear and regret when you realize your fart was actually a wet shit, aka a
the attackee often slides his/her hand into her shorts for confirmation.
"Last night you totally could have made out with that chick. Why'd you bail?"
"Dude, I was gonna float an air bisquit.... but I swear I felt some fluid in there. I had a shart attack and had to pull the ripcord before I fully shit my pants."
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A seaworthy nutsack.
A nutsack of nautical proportions
Jim: did you see bill?. Dave: yeah he's a great captain, he must have one..
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It could mean a literal Splash of Jizz, in a droplet. or a metaphorical jizz splash
A friend or colleague whose foolish mistake has rui..
