What is Shart Attack?
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that sudden bolt of fear and regret when you realize your fart was actually a wet shit, aka a
the attackee often slides his/her hand into her shorts for confirmation.
"Last night you totally could have made out with that chick. Why'd you bail?"
"Dude, I was gonna float an air bisquit.... but I swear I felt some fluid in there. I had a shart attack and had to pull the ripcord before I fully shit my pants."
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A self-made man, but overly arrogant and full of himself, highly egotistical, unaware of anything that does not directly relate to him. ..
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Good, clean, late nite rock'n'roll fun.
Dude 1: Fuck, I'm bored. What's a man to do in this backwater suckhole?
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