What is Shart Dart?
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A moment in time when one feels confident to rip a forceful fart. The result is heightened terror from feeling something warm and wet in your britches. Usually accompanied by the need to promptly excuse yourself from the social environment that would normally commend on such forceful farting.
I just shot a shart dart and now I have to choke off my pant legs on the way to the bathroom so I do not soil my socks.
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