Shart Palpitations

What is Shart Palpitations?


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the act of suffering a shart attack. followed by a series of moistening after sharts.

possibly after a night of imbibing an unhealthy amount of alcohol and protein shakes.

or a bad fish taco washed down with tijuana tap water

GUY1) man, i deserve a medal. i just powered through hung over breakfast with my fiances parents.

GUY2) that tends to suck...

GUY1) yah. it tends to suck worse when hang over farts morph into shart palpitations without any warning.

GUY2) sounds like a productive sunday.

GUY1) yah. i've had worse days... just wish i wasn't wearing white kaki cargo shorts

GUY2) i warned you about that

See shart, shart attack, poo fart


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