Shart Tampon

What is Shart Tampon?

A wad of toilet paper or an an old sock stuffed into the back of one's underwear to curb the effects of chronic sharting.

I farted hot liquid into my underwear. What i need to do now that i'm cleaned up is use a Shart Tampon.

Dirt Pocket

1. The hole that you shit from; the anus. My girl was acting up, so when she fell asleep, I hit her in the dirt pocket. That'll lear..

Beavot

1. 1. a cross between a beaver & an otter. 2. an idiot "Greg you are such a fucking beavot" See beaver, otter, idiot, dick..

Klaatu Verata Necto

1. These are the spoken words required to retrieve the Necronomicon. If you do not speak the words "Klaatu Verata Necto" before ..

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