Shart Tampon

What is Shart Tampon?

A wad of toilet paper or an an old sock stuffed into the back of one's underwear to curb the effects of chronic sharting.

I farted hot liquid into my underwear. What i need to do now that i'm cleaned up is use a Shart Tampon.

De-lonlified

1. Not lonely no mo'. Person 1: Hey man, how you feelin'? You alright? Not Justin: Yeah. I got a girl so I'm de-lonlifie..

Yumyum

1. The female genitals. Her yumyum is soooooo yummy See ^_~ 2. A twisted doughnut with a light glazing That yumyum from the bakerery i..

Life Angst

1. The confusion and dispair at being unable to see the way ahead for your life. Usually results in inaction, thus perpetuating the state. ..

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