Shart Tampon

What is Shart Tampon?

A wad of toilet paper or an an old sock stuffed into the back of one's underwear to curb the effects of chronic sharting.

I farted hot liquid into my underwear. What i need to do now that i'm cleaned up is use a Shart Tampon.

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