Shartburn

What is Shartburn?


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a rare and tragic combination of gastrointestinal malfunctions resulting in an embarrasing release of gasseos effluvia and inadvertantly, solid shite (a shart), which, due to the recent consumption of spicy food, simultaneously leads to a distressingly painful case of hotring. A lethal and humiliating combination.

"Dude, gotta go, I just sharted.... Holy fuck, it's shartburn!!!"

See shart, heartburn, shite, hotring, ring sting

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what happens after a shart

loud gurgling greasy fart

Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!

tosses him a pack of baby wipes

See shart, poof, rip, blow mud, fart, sbd, one cheek sneak, alpino


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