What is Shartburn?
1.
a rare and tragic combination of gastrointestinal malfunctions resulting in an embarrasing release of gasseos effluvia and inadvertantly, solid shite (a
"Dude, gotta go, I just sharted.... Holy fuck, it's shartburn!!!"
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2.
what happens after a shart
loud gurgling greasy fart
Dude, that one's gonna burn. You'd better cleanup quick, or you're gonna get a bad case of shartburn!
tosses him a pack of baby wipes
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