Sharted

What is Sharted?


1.

When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!

Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...

2.

When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.

Zach walks to Bathroom...

Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers

Ben: What the fuck

Zach: Yea, i sharted

See BJ

3.

When shit comes out instead of a fart... This can have rather disasterous concequences...

"Dude, we gotta go!"

"Why man? Jordan started hitting on me!"

"Coz I just sharted!!!"

4.

when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!!

Gertrude: "Hey Kayla, I think there was just a terrorist attack!"

Kayla: "No, I sharted."

Gertrude: "Oh ok."

See sharting, wet fart, skidmark, accident

5.

when you try to fart, but, accidently, you make an ass out of yourself and shit in your pants

Gary: dude, what the fuck is that smell........OHHH no way dude, you just SHARTED!!!!!!!!!

6.

When you think you have to fart but instead you shit your pants

Man I really have to fart! OH SHIT I SHARTED

See shit, poop, fart, gas

7.

Basically, to follow through with either a solid or liquid excretion after a bout an episode of flatulence

Phillip Seymour Hoffman's character in Along Came Polly comes out with the line "Hey Dude, we have to go! I just sharted"

To which he adds "I farted and a little shit came out!"

See verb, past tense, follow through, shat, Gene Pool


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