What is Sharted?
1.
When you try to fart and shit accidently comes out...OOPS!
Shit dude we got to go i SHARTED my pants...
2.
When you fart and by accident take a small shit in your pants. Usally wet shit. Not cool to do in peoples dorm rooms.
Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted
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3.
When shit comes out instead of a fart... This can have rather disasterous concequences...
"Dude, we gotta go!"
"Why man? Jordan started hitting on me!"
"Coz I just sharted!!!"
4.
when a man or woman thinks they are gonna release a quiet fluffy little toot and BAM! a loud wet sound followed by a big juicy pile of shit in your favorite underware. FUCK! you just shit your pants!!
Gertrude: "Hey Kayla, I think there was just a terrorist attack!"
Kayla: "No, I sharted."
Gertrude: "Oh ok."
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5.
when you try to fart, but, accidently, you make an ass out of yourself and shit in your pants
Gary: dude, what the fuck is that smell........OHHH no way dude, you just SHARTED!!!!!!!!!
6.
When you think you have to fart but instead you shit your pants
Man I really have to fart! OH SHIT I SHARTED
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7.
Basically, to follow through with either a solid or liquid excretion after a bout an episode of flatulence
Phillip Seymour Hoffman's character in Along Came Polly comes out with the line "Hey Dude, we have to go! I just sharted"
To which he adds "I farted and a little shit came out!"
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