Sharteeze

What is Sharteeze?


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The unfortunate sequence of events starting with a sneeze causing a fart and resulting in shitting your pants a little. Or maybe a lot. It is in essence a shart occurring during a sneeze.

Alicia's sharteeze sprayed people in front of her AND behind her.

See shart, shit, fart, sneeze, shit your pants


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