Sharting

What is Sharting?


1.

When you think you have a nice meaty fart to let out, but the only thing that presents itself is a juicy turd bubble.

Person 1:"So Dave, let me tell ya, I felt a fart coming on the other day, and uh... Well little did I know it was a juicy 'lil turd bubble. It was horrifying"

--Person 2:"Ya I hate when then happens. Did you know that it's called sharting?"

Person 1:"Really? Well goshdarnit Dave, you do learn something new everyday, now don't 'cha?"

When you're in the process of pooping, and you happen to let a fart slide out.

See shat, shart, poop, fart

2.

fart nugget

basically when its relly quiet and then all of sudden you think you're fart is gonna be quiet and you shit your pants instead.

#1-Guys we have to go now....i mean it we have to go now.

#2-Why whats wrong...what happened?

#3-I just sharted.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....lauren and denver

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