Shartist

What is Shartist?


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One that tries to make it to the stalls, pulls down his pants but never reaches the toilet, and ends up sharting a messy Van Gogh on the bathroom floor.

Tawfiq finished eating at Taco Bell and quickly became a well known shartist.

The phantom pooper is a shartist.

As a professional shartist, Walter, using a pair of Nike's to quickly reach his destination, only uses Baconators as a medium.

Dinusha is an amazing and experienced shartist, overcoming the difficulty of producing artwork while experiencing shartburn.

Jon is a public facility shartist, producing amazing shartwork for over two and a half decades.

See shart, shart attack, shartburn, diarrhea, fart, shit


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